Rejoice in Every Good Thing.....: Parenting Expectations

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Parenting Expectations

Sometimes parenting carries with it some pretty unreasonable expectations. I don't know when it first happened, but I imagine it was pretty liberating the first time I read an article in Parents magazine and didn't feel compelled to follow it so that I could be a "good mom". Now that I have a few kids and a little more confidence I can laugh. Like when I laughed at this:

This article includes 11 super-healthy lunch-box recipes. Make sure that your child is getting not only a tasty treat but something to keep her going all day long.

We've got: Whole-Grain Hummus Sandwich with Vegetables, Tropical Turkey Spring Rolls and Aloha Chicken with Pineapple Dip.

So... in case you didn't get the memo... PB&J - OUT. Carrot sticks - OUT. Apple slices - BORING.
Pomegranate juice reduced in a sauce pan until syrupy, mixed with mango, cilantro and sprouts and wrapped in blanched cabbage - IN.

Better get to work.

10 comments:

melanie33 said...: LOL! I love it.
It makes me wonder... have they even met a child?; September 9, 2010 at 7:15 AM
Emily said...: It's nice to become more confident as a parent, and worry less about things like this that DON'T matter :)
loved your post.; September 9, 2010 at 7:30 AM
Brandi Schall said...: Funny I was at the Dr.'s office Tuesday and read the article about school lunches, and put the magazine away and then realized I didn't read the lunch ideas. I had the thought that they will be way crazy and intricate so I didn't pick it back up. Glad to know my suspicions were right! Olivia LOVES a PB and honey with carrot sticks lunch :); September 9, 2010 at 1:22 PM
jax said...: Yeah I just read something similar. I don't even regularly take that much effort for myself! Let alone for kids who are usually picky anyway!; September 9, 2010 at 3:48 PM
Elaine said...: Hillarious! Let me know if you ever meet a child that eats that way. I'm still looking!; September 9, 2010 at 10:49 PM
Mason Family said...: Let me know if your kids eat it!; September 10, 2010 at 8:43 AM
Lefty Lindy said...: I LOVE the sarcasm! I laughed and laughed! I love you Rachelle!; September 11, 2010 at 10:10 PM
Jenna said...: Apparently I better get to work because I am not up on the latest practices of being a good mother!!; September 12, 2010 at 2:48 PM
Tiana said...: You have got to be kidding me. Oh man. Maybe we need to start a new food blog. Lunch box recipes!! ;); September 12, 2010 at 4:24 PM
Tiana said...: You have got to be kidding me. Oh man. Maybe we need to start a new food blog. Lunch box recipes!! ;); September 12, 2010 at 4:24 PM

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