Unreasonable

I know it is unreasonable.

.... and unfair.
.... and immature

But I am still just mad at my toddler.  Mad.  Disgusted. And entirely put out.

Then he smiles at me. 

 "No... don't even try to be cute.  We are not friends."

Then he has the nerve to start doing that totally cute babbling thing. 

"As if that'll work..."

Then he climbs onto my lap and rests his head on my shoulder.

Ohhhh.....too powerful..... cannot.... resist......

So... I have decided that I will forgive him just this once.  But next time... he will not be getting off
so easily.  Because starting my day at 4:30 in the morning is not in the game plan.