Rejoice in Every Good Thing.....: Good Manners or..... a Horse?!?

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Good Manners or..... a Horse?!?

I'm trying to get Andrew to say "please" when he asks for something. Sometimes it feels like I'm beating my head against a wall.

Andrew: I wanna cookie.

Me: (smiling sweetly) What?

Andrew: (a little louder) I wanna cookie.

Me: What?

Andrew: (very loudly) I wanna cookie.

Me: What?

Andrew: I wanna cccc-uuu-kkkk-eeee. (slowly emphasizing each sound.)

Me: What are you forgetting?

Andrew: (Begins to frantically look around.) Oh....... my horse.

Me: (Loud sigh and a hidden grin:))

Andrew: (After retrieving the missing horse and quickly running back.)
I wanna cookie.

10 comments:

Matt and Camille Tanner said...: Ummmm...I laughed for at least a full minute, by myself, and that is definitely saying something (we all know it is harder to laugh alone). Andrew is such a little booger, but a cute booger. In fact, I would pick him for sure.; September 10, 2008 at 9:30 PM
Michelle said...: okay, that's hilarious. I am, also, laughing out loud. oh, my horse...haha! that is adorable!; September 11, 2008 at 3:45 AM
melanie33 said...: lol... that is funny. You have some great quotes from your kids.; September 11, 2008 at 6:42 AM
Heidi & Derek said...: That is hilarious!! I love it!

By the way...we really don't have a life--all we ever do is work and school!; September 11, 2008 at 7:17 AM
Lawson Family said...: First things first, right? Must have the horse! So funny!; September 11, 2008 at 8:19 AM
Jessica Marie said...: lol!!!!!!!!!!; September 11, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Rachel said...: How cute is that! I am so glad you write those things down...I need to be better about that!; September 11, 2008 at 11:24 AM
Kim and Ken Carlile said...: That made me laugh out loud. How stinking funny.; September 11, 2008 at 4:33 PM
jax said...: I love this! I'm so glad you think to post these things! We love reading about them!; September 12, 2008 at 8:14 PM
Unknown said...: I had tears, that was hilarious!; September 15, 2008 at 10:14 AM

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